Bartleby, the 8 Ball

Deflect work

Let Bartleby magically deflect your responsibilities with his patented passive refusals!

FREE in the Android Play Store:

Android app on Google Play

Based on the Melville short story "Bartleby the Scrivener", this magical 8 ball will help you do what, until now, only fictional characters could: avoid doing your job without actually getting fired. Let Bartleby deftly deflect your responsibilities by befuddling your supervisors with vague, passive refusals.

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DLE does not collection any of your information via Bartleby the 8 Ball. We know you downloaded it because Google Play tells us, but otherwise there's no data transmitted back to us once you've installed the app.

We do not share individual user data (in this case, your Google Play contact info) with third parties under any circumstances.

Bartleby the 8 Ball will never contain ads.

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